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Saturday, July 09, 2005,7/09/2005 11:16:00 PM
Girls...AGAIN...
hello people..long time never blog..but u gotta give me credit for still creating new and INTERESTING posts to satisfy your perverse thoughts for entertainment isnt it..(NOW AINT THAT RIGHT DEAR ALVIN..people u all should approximately understand wat kind of person he in from prevous posts...SORRY AL..^^)..well..people reminded me that i havent been bloggin for quite some time..hmm..all i can say is that..ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART FONDER(haha..serious la though it's lame..if i post everyday u will wan more and more..it's like HEROIN haha..maybe not..just some lame laughing medicine just for u to smile and relax a little in this stressful singaporean society..^^)..ok enough for the introduction paragraph..(reminds me of gp when my gp teacher told me my examples were LIES..)..ok let's start..

ok this is bout girls..AGAIN..todae i went out with a couple of my frens to buy birthday present for my other fren..(SOMETHING THAT I HAVENT BEEN DOING FOR QUITE SOME TIME...)..on the mrt i was talking with my friend,marissa who reminded me of sumthin which my friend,qiren and i both agree on..as u can guess the sumthin we agreed on was about girls..(I HOPE U GUESSED IT..ITS RATHER OBVIOUS..JUST LOOK AT THE SUBJECT..)..ok so..the thing which qiren and i agreed on were several qualities which we thought all women ought to noe..

First of which..COOKING..(this is serious..girls shld learn how to cook..the first condition i look for in a girl is that she must be a able to cook or willing to learn how to cook..IF NOT ELIMINATED..straight away banish)..becos i cant imagine myself..living surviving on TA BAOS for the rest of my life la..(TA BAOS = TAKEAWAY FOOD)..i tried living on TA BAOS when my mum was away on holiday..it was painful and terrible..TRUST ME..nothing is better then mum's cooking..(althought sometimes i criticise her cooking..srry mum^^)..SO the point is get a girl that can cook..dun go get a girl that onli noe how to shop ah..well i believe all girls can shop..but not all girl noe how to cook..in a way i have a admiration for girls who noes how to cook..NOT BECOS I have FETISH for females cooks la..but i feel it's rare nowadays to have teenage girls who cook..and we shld give them support..^^

Second of which..CHILDREN MAKING..(yes this is the problem that is giving s'pore government a hell of a headache..)..yea..nowadays..women ARE GETTING SMARTER..(i admit..SMARTER THAN BOYS HAPPY??..u sadists^^)..wat happens next??..they go get themselves degrees..BIG degrees i mean..that they can work and earn better than men..THAT's WHY I ALWAYS HAD THE COMMENT THAT..women SHOULD NEVER HAD STUDY so much..so much so that they abandon their natural duty..to have kids..nowadays..the funny thing is..guys wanna have babies..women dont..HMM..another instance is..WOMEN DO WANT BABIES..BUT THEY DUN WAN THE MALES..so wat are u telling me..THE MALES are becoming the reproductive machines.?? like an ACTIVATION ENERGY??(if this is the chemistry word that best represent men now..WAH THEN DAMN SAD)..

So these link to wat marissa said at the beginning..if this is the kind of girl you wanna get..isnt it like getting a maid..?? I feel..no la..a maid is more of a worker la..compared to your spouse whom u really treat like god from the bottom of ur heart la..but with ur treatment..if it was me i would personally want some repayment..repayment as in a good meal..if my spouse knew how to cook..i wouldnt wan repayment in a form of cash or money..i mean cash money all easy to get..cos it's used on normal things..it's a kind of necessity..it's like giving u RAW BIRD NEST..but if u give me a good meal..it shows me u really make the effort to make me happy and keep me happy..unlike money..cooking isnt easy to get at all..LOOKS EASY..requires a lot of effort..that's why i'm very grateful..to my grandma for her meat dishes..my mum for her many undescribable dishes..haha..and my dad's legendary fried rice..now that dad and grandma's gone the food's gone too..so u see the importance of recipes and women learning how to cook??

so the end of the story is..girls..pls make some effort to learn how to cook..for ur bf or spouse..and guys..u BETTER BE GRATEFUL WHEN U GET FOOD SPECIALLY MADE FROM A FEMALE or specifically UR SPOUSE..^^..that's all folks..^^
 
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